Why fall in love when you can fall back asleep?

runingly:

i don’t even watch this show and this is the strangest and cutest relationship ever

(Source: allthingspawnee, via stay-blissful)

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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

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howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

(Source: ice-solation, via mortons--fork)

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dutchster:

he looks so pleased in the end “DID YOU SEE THAT?”

dutchster:

he looks so pleased in the end “DID YOU SEE THAT?”

(Source: huffingtonpost, via mortons--fork)

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making-lovefaces:

the-robot-condese:

tiny-little-nebula:

taloa-nashoba:

thatthirstyniggafromclass:

misconceptions about strippers. 

pussy preach more sense than the fuckin government.

I want to break necks when people shade strippers. Let’s see your janky ass get out there and look that cute in 6 inch heels for 8 hours, smiling the entire time, stroking egos, pretending a dude’s breath doesn’t smell like a rotten animal.

Truth.

My sister has a Masters in Education. She got a job at one of the poorest schools in the city, but didn’t make enough money to pay to keep her tiny house heated through the Oregon winter or buy enough food or take her dog to the vet (first person who drops the word rehome gets a kick in the face.) so she quit and the only job she could get because she’s “overqualified” to work at Fred Meyers was at a strip club because she minored in ballet. I think people forget that stripping is like any other job: you have to have some experience.

And all those crumpled one dollar bills? 20% of that goes back into the club because strippers are renting the stages they dance on. Sometimes it’s more.

Despite all of that, my sister makes more money than she ever did because she works 80 hour weeks and literally never takes a day off. She teaches classes to drunk white girls, she does private parties, she does entertainment for conferences and shows. 

When I had to go to the ER last February and got a bill for $800 that I couldn’t pay, my sister sent me money so I wouldn’t be sent to collections. 

My sister is the classiest motherfucker in a pair of six inch heels. Anyone who calls her a dumb slut or a hoe gets their shit wrecked.

that’s the best thing i ever just heard get said

Also please remember that a stripper is not a prostitute, they usually do not have sex with clients

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit, via memoriesrecollected)

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troyes-lip-ring:

troyes-lip-ring:

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HMMMMMMM 

ITS BACK

Everybody should have this on your blog

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unwronged:

imaginationfiction:

glux2:

gwyn-gwyn:

I’m a vegan and srs if you make your pets vegan you’re a fuckhead

Reblogging because i need to have this futurama gif set on speed dial.

Don’t fuck with your animals diets please, hippies.

and even if it were possible to keep animals healthy and vegan, if animals didn’t eat other animals, where the heck would we fit all the animals at?

(Source: cerebralzero)

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