Why fall in love when you can fall back asleep?

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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mamebig:

thebabbagepatch:

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

What the fuck

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thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.

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aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

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Haruki Murakami, Dance Dance Dance (via wordsnquotes)

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As time goes on, you’ll understand. What lasts, lasts; what doesn’t, doesn’t. Time solves most things. And what time can’t solve, you have to solve yourself.
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