Why fall in love when you can fall back asleep?

sugahwaatah:

white masculinity is so garbage they count moisturising their skin as feminine

(via sorry)

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sans soleil (chris marker, 1983)

(Source: rifles, via cramp)

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lizziemcswagger:

getting an A in a science test

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(via ugly)

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vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

(Source: ryulongd, via squadded)

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yung-disoriented-by-booty:

All i can say about fuck buddies to fellas is, be cautious

a girl will tell you lets have sex no strings attatched

and after the third encounter she’ll expose them hidden chakra string like

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"so what are we" "what is this"

dont get yolked up out here

(Source: grandmasterbooty, via punnier)

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pinkvelourtracksuit:

fall aesthetic:
one titty out
burgundy lips
a glass of wine in one hand

(via tyleroakley)

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who tf is this?

officialcrow:

keithsweatshop:

image

this looks like the porno version

(via strangeparkings)

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putins-boyfriend:

communistbakery:

when she say go deeper but u all out of dickimage

hola

(Source: communistbakery, via trust)

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princcss:

shampoo:

shampoo:

shampoo:

if you ever feel bad about yourself i want you to know that my catholic roommate once asked me what a pope was

she also asked me why guacamole tasted like avocados 

she thought california was its own country (i literally have a list of shit she has said and i’m going to add to this every week)

 

(Source: shampoo, via sorry)

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ahyesbutyouseeno:

666clit:

kittykait04:

gorogoroiu:

honkschraders:

metal-thimble:

geekscoutcookies:

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

tidiness:

after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in it

It could be a complete coincidence but I reblogged this yesterday and toda I fouund $40 at the fruit maket

Eh,why not

#this is dumb#but i’m desperate

when you got nothing you got nothing to lose

I got a job after reblogging this !

Just got a job

can confirm: just reblogged this and got direct access to bill gates bank account

please help me. i just reblogged this and i was immediately attacked by five dollar notes. i cant move anything but my fingers. i’ve managed to barricade the door but they are coming. i can hear them. the coins. they come for me.

ahyesbutyouseeno:

666clit:

kittykait04:

gorogoroiu:

honkschraders:

metal-thimble:

geekscoutcookies:

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

tidiness:

after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in it

It could be a complete coincidence but I reblogged this yesterday and toda I fouund $40 at the fruit maket

Eh,why not

when you got nothing you got nothing to lose

I got a job after reblogging this !

Just got a job

can confirm: just reblogged this and got direct access to bill gates bank account

please help me. i just reblogged this and i was immediately attacked by five dollar notes. i cant move anything but my fingers. i’ve managed to barricade the door but they are coming. i can hear them. the coins. they come for me.

(Source: scarybilbo, via nobodywantsmee)

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princeweeniepants:

shesavulgarwoman:


Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron
They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, yet alone a tree! 

Why does this not have more notes??

Because we’re scared

princeweeniepants:

shesavulgarwoman:

Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron

They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, yet alone a tree! 

Why does this not have more notes??

Because we’re scared

(Source: myunproductiveparadise, via nobodywantsmee)

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